Wednesday, September 20, 2006

I think I've found my new hero

I think I've found my new hero

That would be JimK over at Right Thoughts. Inspired by the video blogging of Pamela from Atlas Shrugs, he reasoned that tits = hits, and that if he showed an impressive rack while reading the news, then lots of people would visit his blog. Of course, his man-tits wouldn't do the trick, so somehow he convinced his wife to stand in front of the camera and play with her boobies while he read ... something... I can't quite recall what he was yammering on about now...

Ahem. Anyhow.

Now, I can't do the same thing. That would just be derivative. Plus, I'm a guy, and I would just look silly in a bra. It got me thinking though: "what would be the equivalent on a man that would drive hits from the fairer sex to my blog?"

And then, an epiphany: what is it that women check out on a man? Of course! The Butt. Don't knock the picture quality - do you have any idea how hard it is to take a picture of your own butt? Anyway, consider this my entry in the "best butt in the blogosphere" contest. I know, I know, there is no such contest. But there could be. It just won't be on my blog... maybe one of the female bloggers out there could run such a contest? Maybe Lone Pony? Consider this a challenge to you, Becky. ;)

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2 comments:

Lone Pony said...

LOL I guess I could run some kind of contest. However (butt) ...I like mustaches on a guy. Could it be a facial hair contest? ;)

Temujin said...

Daaarrgggghhhh! Put that thing away!

Where is your "NSFW" warning?????